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By Garth Sundem | February 16th 2009 05:00 AM | 11 comments | Print | E-mail | Track Comments
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About Garth Sundem

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Last night at two in the morning I woke to find someone had grafted a zombie arm to my left shoulder. I commanded it to move—no response. I jabbed it with my right hand—no response. I threw it against the wall—no response. Would this limb remain forever zombific? Medical literature is conflicted.

The current guidelines for tourniquet use suggest a one-hour maximum for restricted blood flow to upper extremities and a two-hour maximum for lower extremities, but also admit that the onset and degree of tissue death (necrosis) varies according to patient age and physical condition. Past these thresholds, restricted blood flow can result in nerve damage. (The tingling you feel is your nerves’ way of expressing angst—a call to roll over before they get really pissed.)

After four hours without blood flow, wet gangrene and the decomposition of tissue due to stagnant blood trapped in extremities can begin. Generally, your arm will not fall off due to gangrene (as might a finger or a toe); rather, if you allow the infection to progress (the timing of which varies widely), you will be forced to have the arm amputated rather than allowing the infection to become systemic. If not, you will die. Though, this is unlikely to happen to even the soundest sleepers.

The short answer: It’s not good to restrict blood flow for more than about an hour and a half; it’s very, very bad to restrict flow for more than four hours.

I expect comments thanking me for the following illustrative image.



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Gerhard Adam's picture
Was that photo the result of throwing your arm against the wall, or did you have a really intense nap?

Garth Sundem's picture
Actually, the photo's a foot—the result of sleeping a full night with my legs crossed.

Gerhard Adam's picture
Yeah ... but was it a good night's sleep?

Garth Sundem's picture
The best. I think it was worth it. After all, today's prosthetics are better than real feet anyway.

Gerhard Adam's picture
With a good recliner, you don't need them anyway ... (remote and you're good to go)

Garth Sundem's picture
You forgot beer. For shame!

Hank's picture
Maybe he is a whiskey man?

This circulation issue might explain why we move so much while sleeping, about every 15 minutes.    If we sleep 8 hours, that means we moved 32 times.   At 190# that means I moved about 3 tons during the night.   No wonder I am so tired when I wake up!

Gerhard Adam's picture
Great point Hank.  In the interest of efficiency, I'm now going to consider my sleep time, my work-out as well.  Thanks

Garth Sundem's picture
Ha! True jenius!

That....
is....
absolutly...
disgusting!

wow thanks for posting... I woke up from a 2 hour nap because I needed to piss like a race horse, and totally had a zombie arm... couldnt even unbutton my pants... awkwardly accomplished it somehow with only one hand. how do I know I have gangrene... i mean if I was sleeping and i dont know for how long and my arms partly dead... when will it become evident?

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