
The only problem: I don't see the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the chart.

The Centipede was happy quite,
Until the Toad in fun
Said, ‘Pray, which leg comes after which?’
This raised her doubts to such a pitch,
She fell exhausted in a ditch
Not knowing how to run.
I've told you once and I've told you twice
But you don't listen to my advice ...
Lebanon attempts to affirm ownership of hummus with 4,500lb dish