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By Becky Jungbauer | February 23rd 2009 04:09 PM | 11 comments | Print | E-mail | Track Comments
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A scientist and journalist by training, I enjoy all things science, especially science-related humor. My column title is a throwback to Jane

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We're 54 days into the International Year of Astronomy, and what better way to celebrate than to peer at the heavens through your very own Galileoscope? Orders begin shipping in April.

Until your telescope arrives, grab a pair of binocs and check out the Green Comet. No, not a new summer blockbuster superhero franchise, but the comet Lulin. (I assume Bruce Willis and his team are standing by in case NASA calls.)

If you aren't doing anything after work on Friday, instead of going to happy hour take a boat down to the Southern Ocean off the southwestern coast of Chile. That is where the moon is going to occult Venus, according to the IYA2009 calendar of events. (That sounds like it hurts. And why would this happen in the Southern Ocean, instead of the sky?)

More of an indoor, tied-to-technology type? Fear not, oh wireless ones - AstroTwitter is on the horizon. AstroTwitter will build on the Twitter concept, but instead of asking, "What are you doing?" AstroTwitter will ask, "What are you observing?" IYA2009 says current plans include links to Google Maps to plot not just where people are looking from, but also what they are looking at. "Individual observatories will each have their own RSS feeds. The program will be open to anyone anywhere who is looking up. Want to know what Hubble is viewing? Or are you curious about your local astronomy club? If they join AstroTwitter, you can check out both groups with a click."

Star Walk photoWhile you are twittering your thumbs, download Star Walk onto your iPhone or iPod. It is an interactive astronomy map and can use GPS to determine the immediate night sky where you are or at a different location. It also has a time machine function that would cause me many nights' sleep because I would be up all night, viewing star fields from a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, or way in the future while humming "The sun is a mass of incandescent gas..." to myself.

Or if you just want to lie back in a field and watch the stars, ponder this: what constitutes life? Will we recognize it on another world if we stumble across it? Are there biological laws that make all life similar? (For more thought-provoking questions on the implications of exploring the galaxy, check out Jeffrey Bennett's article in American Scholar's Works in Progress section.)

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Hank's picture
 AstroTwitter is on the horizon. AstroTwitter will build on the Twitter concept

Can people just bastardize the Twitter name like that?   I ask because someone on there made a joke about the impossibility of romance in 140 characters or less one time so I bought Twittilations.com as a URL.

And I'd totally set up a  'titillate your girlfriend in 140 characters or less!' site, except I don't want to get a cease and desist from whoever owns Twitter.

Stellare's picture
Well, perhaps the artist Tweet could sue Twitter for calling messages tweets? I think your twittilations idea is scintillating :-)

Becky Jungbauer's picture
Are you kidding? Sign them up as co-sponsors and you'll make gazillions! Guys can keep the chit chat to a minimum and girls can feel titillated. It's a win-win.

Hank's picture
Every woman I have heard from says it's a good idea - men not so much.   Crafting brevity is a lot more work for men than spilling beer on a girl's shoes and then saying, "Hey ... I like you."

Becky Jungbauer's picture
Granted. But Twittering doesn't involve ruining her shoes, which could bias her against you. And you could always twitter (or tweet or whatever the verb is) her from across the bar - that would be pretty slick. "Hey...I like you. The douchebag you're with isn't paying attention to you. Look to your left - I'm the awesome one with the Star Wars t-shirt on." See? Less than 140 characters, and took me no brain power at all to devise.

jtwitten's picture
awesome one with the Star Wars t-shirt on

Aren't you worried the contradiction in terms might just confuse her.
took me no brain power at all to devise.

Kind of goes without saying.

I believe we established earlier that Becky is a poor judge of pick-up lines.

Oh, yeah, I started this just to add a link to Galaxy Zoo, where you can help in the scientific process by classifying galaxies from a  sky survey.

Becky Jungbauer's picture
Aren't you worried the contradiction in terms might just confuse her.

Yeah, I'm not seeing the contradiction.

Galaxy Zoo is awesome! Now I have something to do after watching the Capitals destroy the Broad Street Bullies tonight. And all during work tomorrow. And this weekend.

jtwitten's picture
Yeah, I'm not seeing the contradiction.

Which pretty much proves my later point.

Becky Jungbauer's picture
That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

jtwitten's picture
+10 points for an excellent Princess Bride reference.

-2 points for Chris Sarandon's hair

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