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By Hank Campbell | July 23rd 2009 11:46 AM | 6 comments | Print | E-mail | Track Comments
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About Hank Campbell

A wise man once said Darwin had the greatest idea anyone ever had. Others may prefer Newton or Archimedes.

Probably no one ever said a website was the greatest idea anyone ever had, but a website... Full Bio

Tangential Science: it's not necessarily science, but it's still funny.

1. Drought is a serious problem in many parts of the world, going well beyond our California 'limit the days you water your lawn' irritation and well into 'We are going to die without rain' territory.

It's boom or bust in parts of India, where they actually look forward to monsoons - and sometimes they can't happen soon enough.  But what if the water gods are fickle?  Some crafty leaders in male-dominated Bihar think the solution is to have young girls walk around naked.

How does it work?  Naked virgins simply embarrass the weather gods, who will apparently do anything to get them to cover up, like make it rain.  Scientifically, the people in Bihar feel validated in their approach.  It has always worked before because they keep making the girls walk around naked until the monsoons come.  And they always come.   But this is the worst drought in 70 years so they may be watching girls walk around naked for a while longer.

2. Electric car breakthroughs are all the rage.   We're all old enough to have seen this cycle plenty of times; outrageous claims about improvements are made yet oddly never seem to pan out.   MIT's electric vehicle team says they are not in that camp.   Their elEVen project uses iron-phosphate cell batteries.  It gets a 200 mile range out of a charge, which only takes 11 minutes!

The problem?   It requires almost 8,000 of those A123 LiFePO4  cells and rapid-recharge requires 350 kilowatts. "That's enough power to blow the fuses on 20 residential homes at once ... so we'll be hooking up directly to MIT's power plant to get that kind of power," team member Radu Gogoana told Network World.   Oh, and the batteries cost $80,000, so don't pre-order this bad boy just yet.   I'm not being hard on MIT, they clearly have a lot of money to spend and I'm a guy who bought a gigantic 1X CD burner for $5,000 to distribute a program so I get that economies of scale will bring that down.  It's still funny that in the numerous puff pieces we will see on this very few people will mention the obvious.

3. I like the "House" television show.   I don't have the time to watch a lot of TV so it doesn't make the cut but when the wife has them recorded and I am sitting there with her I like watching them - though maybe that's because she always smells nice, "Dancing With The Stars" can be pretty good in that context also.   But House episodes seem to be a little predictable, even to me.  

Heck, we even created a House drinking game because regular viewers can predict how things will flow.   Some fans have gone even farther and can even write whole scripts, which saves me 44 minutes of time watching an episode (commercials go bye-bye, thanks to the awesome Replay, which was too good to ever make it in the marketplace).

House tv show what all scripts look like

Cracked also has a version but this one is funnier because it isn't some elaborate graphic design.

4. Finally, I leave you with a movie clip of Fighter Maker (Playstation), which is arguably the greatest 3-D fighting game ever made.   And by that, I mean it is a pile worthy of our ridicule.




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Hank's picture
That game is not quite 'All your base are belong to us' caliber but it's still so bad it's almost good.

gospel_virus's picture
What's even funnier is that /b/ even finds its way onto ScientificBlogging... :)

I do agree with you though, House is about that predictable. The one truly memorable episode was the one were it actually was Lupus...

Ahem.
July 23, 2009, our host writes:
> But this is the worst drought in 70 years so they may be watching girls walk around naked
> for a while longer.

You may want to sugggest that Texas and Arizona consider this method for their drought.
If the local dieties are as easily embarrassed as those overseas, there may be something to this.

AFP - ‎Jul 28, 2009‎ Bangladeshi capital flooded by record July monsoon
Much of Bangladesh has been experiencing drought conditions as the monsoon season, which runs from June to the end of September, has brought little rain. ....Bangladesh capital sees biggest rain in 53 years....

Hank's picture
That is outstanding!  Correlation-causation arrows just don't shoot any funnier than that.    

Given their 100% track record in naked women stripping for condensation, I'd convert;  except Patna is the birthplace of Hindu, Buddhist, Jain, and Sikh religions so I can't figure out which deities came through.

logicman's picture
I can't figure out which deities came through.

That's the trouble with religion, there are so many choices: which deity causes rain?  Pastafarian or Sativarians?  If the latter, which sect: the Agnocchians - who do not believe in pasta, the Patnafarians or the Ganjanians?  In many societies, most people would favour the latter, especially where naked women enter into the equation.

Fred Phillips's picture
Between episodes of House - if your cable/satellite system brings you CNN International - watch the weather. Hope that it's a day when Jenny the weather lady does not tie her hair back. (Those days are no fun at all.) If her hair is down, it will fall between her face and the camera when she turns toward the blue wall. She will flick it back out of the way with a finger or more usually with a flip of her head. 
You can take a drink whenever Jenny flicks her hair.

This drinking game brought to you by long cold Dutch winter nights. Friends and I watched CNN weather, hoping Jenny would predict warming. But we warmed ourselves with this game just to hedge our bets.



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