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By Hank Campbell | December 17th 2008 06:30 PM | 19 comments | Print | E-mail | Track Comments
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About Hank Campbell

A wise man once said Darwin had the greatest idea anyone ever had. Others may prefer Newton or Archimedes.

Probably no one ever said a website was the greatest idea anyone ever had, but a website... Full Bio

As you can imagine, running a swanky science publication ends up getting me a lot of press releases.   People want to get the word out about what they are doing and I make no secret of the fact that I want to know what's going on because I don't have time to proactively go out and find the latest stuff.  So I like getting them, including the ones I want to make fun of.

One thing I have noticed in 20 plus years of supporting a variety of causes is a tendency to try to make a big umbrella and attract as much attention as possible.   Conservatives call that a "coalition of the oppressed", basically 'I'll believe in your cause if you'll believe in mine.'   I don't know what liberals call it because liberals tend to be the people out there going door-to-door trying to promote awareness in the causes conservatives make fun of, so they don't come up with terms for what they are busy doing.

I did that job myself decades back, working for PA PIRG (Public Interest Research Group).   You can imagine a Republican Army officer with two months to kill working for PIRG stood out a little but I was good at it because I believed in it in a way others did not - I did not think people were stupid and I had to educate them (I wrote on the risks of  'deficit thinking'  in "The Pitfalls and Perils of Communicating Science To The Public" CAPJournal V1 Number 2 , 22-23 2008) I just wanted to get the word out.    I had to walk up to the homes of Westinghouse employees and try to raise money for support of a "bottle bill" (a fee on bottles to encourage capitalist profit-driven recycling rather than having the government porkbarrel recycling we all ended up with anyway) but PIRG's 'coalition of the oppressed' mentality also had big, bold literature slamming nuclear power.   So I was in a town full of Westinghouse people who knew nuclear power better than anyone at any PIRG corporate office and I was trying to raise money for a good thing but was being forced to talk about one stupid thing in their literature.

I didn't agree with killing nuclear power then and I don't now.   If America is the number two CO2 producer in the world and that caused global warming, the American environmental movement is to blame.    France is a hero to environmentalists for support of Kyoto but France did it solely by switching to more nuclear power.    In France all those individual causes can get their own candidates - very few 'coalitions of the oppressed.'   In America I go to San Francisco and see Trotskyites palling around with Maoists who are standing next to Leninites who are cheering for the downfall of Israel and want to stop global warming unless it means nuclear power, etc.   It can be darn confusing.

Why mention all that?   Well, I get these press releases, like I said, and one of them was interesting to me and I want to support them, but I have a little bit of a disconnect.   It's a group called Live Small and they are holding an event in Philadelphia later this week and want to get it some attention (link at the bottom).
  
Now, I read their stuff (yes, I really read all 50 of these things I get per day) and I am all for the following:  

* Governmental funding of research and development should be a priority as it is necessary help us recover from our current economic decline

* Incentives for manufacturers to reduce their waste in production processes

* Incentives to Live Small by moving into small houses which use less gas and electricity (well, I believe in that for you all - I am living in whatever size house I want to live in)

* Promoting awareness of the benefits of living small and decreasing your carbon footprint

That's all good stuff.   Yes, people can argue about specific causes of global warming but less pollution is a good thing, warming or not.    What hung me up was ...

* Research supporting the isolation of growth genes

Now, I don't know what that means.   Do they mean genetic modification?   The sentence is so poorly worded I couldn't even figure out what they are against - and I read 10,000 science pieces a year - so I was having a hard time really supporting them because, as you just read, I am not a fan of 'coalition of the oppressed' groups that try to slip stuff in.    If I want less pollution does it mean I have to buy into junk science like 'all genetic modification is bad', even though I know that the tens of millions of people who have eaten genetically modified crops haven't had so much as a single stomach ache but hundreds of people who ate 'organically grown' spinach got food poisoning last year?

Well, that sentence baffled me even more than Trotskyites hanging around with Leninists but I assumed that was because, like the communist factions mentioned, the people behind them don't really know what they are talking about.

So I went to their site to look and by 'living small' they literally mean ... living small.   They want to make people shorter.

Live Small believes that if the average height of humans were reduced to four feet, many of the world's problems would be drastically reduced. Research has already found that by reducing the average height of humans by one and a half feet, the consumption of resources can be decreased by as much as thirty percent. This reduction will lead toward a path of less destruction and damage to our environment.

It's Christmas and BMJ is sure to prank people plenty this month so my assumption is that this is a joke too.   But what if it isn't?  What if they really want to shrink us all to the size of Christmas elves?  It's too big an issue for me to handle.


Our height is the reason for global warming, not CO2.   So become an elf for Christmas - literally.


If you like the idea of being four feet tall, or you like all their other stuff and are okay with stomaching some silly positions in order to support what you do like in true 'coalition of the oppressed' fashion, here is the petition they created: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/livesmall/index.html.

Live Small’s Philadelphia chapter will also hold an event on December 19, 2008 at 12:00 PM for three hours in the Rittenhouse neighborhood. Their goals are to inform the people - in busy downtown Philadelphia - about the benefits of living small.

I don't know about you, but it is almost worth a plane ticket to see the reactions of Philadelphia residents when they're told they need to grow a foot shorter to save the planet.

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Dear Hank, Perhaps you intend an ironic approach to the pivotal issue of consumption as the Biosphere reacts to our perturbations.
What we find ironic, from the creator of such an excellent site, are the strange, sniggering premises that permeates Yr. post.
There are more un-distributed middles there than Yr. average Richard Simmons rally.
Isn't Logic 101 the foundation of scientific dialog?
Cheers, gavin

Wow! That is a GREAT idea! Lets live small, lets BE small!

I'll eat less, poop less, polute less, all makes sense!

Genetic modification for everyone to become a midget!

Dear Hank,

I am thrilled to learn that you agree with many of our (Project Live Small's and CSL's) beliefs. I am surprised to learn, however, that you disagree with the central goal of Project Live Small (i.e., making people, on average, two feet shorter than they are now).

Research has shown that reducing the average height of humans by two feet would reduce necessary consumption of most resources (e.g., oil, gas, food, clothing) by more than thirty percent. You're obviously a smart man, and a scientific one, so you realize that facts don't lie. Why then are you speaking against what would so clearly benefit the environment and the economy? How much different would life be if everyone were two feet smaller? Your prejudices seem to be clouding your judgment.

Yours Sincerely,
The Folks at Project Live Small (a division of the Coalition for Selfless Living)

P.S. On Friday, we'll be telling Philadelphia residents that they need to grow two feet shorter, not just one, if they truly desire to save the plant--as you said--and also to save our struggling global economy. We hope that you will buy that place ticket, and that we'll see you there! (If you can't make it, you can at least look forward to pictures from the rally on our blog sometime next week.)

rholley's picture
I wish to protest against the public stereotype of "little elves".  Legolas and Co. are most offended by it, and they are certainly not those whom it is prudent to get on the wrong side of.


Becky Jungbauer's picture

I knew that being so short would come in handy.



adaptivecomplexity's picture
* Research supporting the isolation of growth genes

Geneticists have been trying to do that, and the problem is that, so far, what they've turned up is hundreds of genetic variants with very small effects. These effects also frequently depend on the presence other genetic variants, meaning that a variant in one gene may make you taller, but not me, even though I have the same genetic variant.

Even assuming we could genetically engineer everyone to have a 'short' variant of a height gene, that variant would have widely varying effects in different people.

Hank's picture
If it's for the advancement of science, then I am all for making the average height of people four feet.  As long as I can stay 6'2".

Mr. White, I would point you toward our blog post from November 24th: http://coalitionforselflessliving.blogspot.com/2008/11/placeholder_15.html

Mr. Campbell, I can assure you that nothing about Project Live Small or the Live Small movement is a prank or a joke of any kind. Also, thank you for your support.

jgerke's picture
It's Doctor White.

Hank's picture
Uh oh.  Now we're going to have more people out there putting Doctor in italics.  Or, worse, quotes.

Anyway, for you Live Small folks, I completely believe now that you are serious.   But this 'make people shorter' stuff is just insane.  It's more akin to saying "let's build a colony on Jupiter to solve the global warming" issue than any kind of practical solution people can take seriously, like just polluting less.

jtwitten's picture
Way to flub a Poitier line, jack ass, its "They call him, Doctor White."

Mr. Campbell, while the prospect of our population "just polluting less" truly delights us, we must be a bit more cynical (read: realistic) than you. You must agree that the manifold environmental problems now plaguing our planet are widely known, especially since An Inconvenient Truth was released. Still, a troublesome majority of the population chooses to do nothing. Mild practical solutions have not and will not work, primarily because people can but do not take them seriously. Extreme action is necessary.

Hank's picture
 Mild practical solutions have not and will not work, primarily because people can but do not take them seriously. Extreme action is necessary.

Okay, but I doubt that "reduce your height by two feet" is going to be taken seriously by people either.  What this does is take legitimacy away from real (and implementable) solutions.  But by all means send me some video of the Philadelphia man-on-the-street reaction.   If it's unbiased, I'll put it here.

JIm Connelly's picture
Hank,

It would be both more practical and beneficial in the short-term to focus on girth reduction instead of height reduction. Why invest in research into height reduction that may never yield satisfactory and practical results?  Why focus on programs that will take at least a decade to provide the maximum potential benefit?

Implementing girth reduction does not require an expensive or extensive research program.  If we accept the premise that "extreme action is necessary" then, statutory dictating that the average American woman loose the 42 lbs. and the average American adult male eliminate his 39 lbs. of excess body fat through fasting would seem appropriate.     

There are a multitude of benefits to this approach.  Our societies environmental footprint would be greatly reduced.  If we assume that food consumption is proportional to body weight then this approach could result in nearly a 25% reduction in the amount of land under cultivation with corresponding reductions in the about of fuel used in agriculture and the amount of chemical fertilizers introduced into the environment.  81 billion ton-miles of automotive and light truck transport would be eliminated, reducing gasoline and automotive diesel fuel consumption by 2.7 billion gallons annually.  Of course, this would result in a corresponding decrease in oil imports and carbon emissions.  

The economic benefits of this approach include the obvious societal benefit of a dramatic reduction in costs due to obesity related health issues.  In addition, the reduction in food consumption should reduce or eliminate the food price inflation that is still plaguing an otherwise deflationary economy.  The resulting reduction in body size would dramatically increase demand in one area of our economy that has been severely impacted by the current recession -- the apparel industry.  

There is one segment of the apparel industry that should see a VERY dramatic increase in sales under this approach.  Growth in that segment would potentially result in an increase domestic apparel manufacturing.  American manufacturing is in desperate need of revitalization, but can be competitive where there is a high "value added" to the product (the difference between sale price and material cost.)    I made a point of observing the telecast of the Victoria's Secret fashion show the other night -- strictly in attempt to determine if the following is more than pure conjecture.   My attentive observation of that telecast resulted in my concluding that there is VERY HIGH value added in Victoria's Secret's product line.  The amount of material utilized in their product is minimal and a very careful item by item review of their catalog indicates there prices are about an order of magnitude higher than what I would normally spend on undies.   I also observed that Victoria's Secret's line of apparel is very pleasantly attractive on models who's body weight is at a maximum in the lower quartile of their ideal body weight range.  Therefore, mandatory weight restrictions should take her product line from "boutique" to "mass market" with a corresponding positive impact on our economy.       

Anyway, I would just like to envision the anatomical future of "mankind" as a Victoria's Secret Model rather than as a tubby elf.    (Even if that is extremely politically incorrect.)


Jim

jtwitten's picture
It would be both more practical and beneficial in the short-term to focus on girth reduction

I have been made aware that Mrs. Rugbyologist is taking a firm anti-girth reduction position.

Pasi Hakkarainen's picture
If I cut some off, is 30 cm small enough?

Hank's picture
It's nice to know they make those jokes in Finland too.  

I am curious how many Philadelphia residents made it.   They aren't as polite and considerate as we are.

Hatice Cullingford's picture
Ready and waiting for the Small in the Land of the Biggest, i.e. the Netherlands...



Mr. Campbell,

Being a Live Small supporter yourself, you will be pleased to learn that we had an excellent turnout last Friday for our Philadelphia chapter's Rally in Rittenhouse. Despite low temperatures and pouring (and very cold) rain, we had almost twenty Live Small supporters in attendance, and we handed out several hundred informational booklets, of which we would be happy to send you a copy, or even a pdf (some assemby required after printing). A great number of shoppers and other pedestrians stopped to talk and to learn how they can help save the economy and the environment.

Be sure to peruse the pictures that we just posted to our blog (http://coalitionforselflessliving.blogspot.com). Unfortunately, your offer to post video was received too late, as we had only planned to take photographs. (The weather wouldn't have allowed very fine video quality anyway.) But we will certainly take you up on your offer the next time our Philadelphia chapter hits the streets. And you won't need to wait too long--we have tentatively scheduled another rally for sometime in January. Again, check our blog for updates. Maybe we'll even see you there next time!

Best,
The Folks at Project Live Small (a division of the Coalition for Selfless Living)

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