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By Josh Witten | June 12th 2009 01:15 AM | 23 comments | Print | E-mail | Track Comments
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Yeah, I know, you just threw up a little in your mouth. It happens.  Actually, I did not come here to discuss Oprah's vagina.  I came here to discuss her use of the word vagina, or, more precisely, her lack of use of the word vagina.

Oprah, instead, uses the word "VaJayJay". 

While nothing says we take women's health issues seriously like making cutesy nicknames out of anatomical descriptions, we all know vaginas are dirty and bad**, right? 

They even used "VaJayJay" and "low heart" when discussing the vagina with an OB/GYN
Admittedly, the ability to take said OB/GYN seriously was greatly
diminished by the fact that she was discussing how to direct her chi (NSFW link, but not that really gross NSFW level) to her vagina in order to induce orgasms*.

What the hell, people?  You can televise a studio full of women mentally "smiling with their low heart" (i.e., mentally jilling), but you can't say vagina?

Check it out.  Vagina.  Vagina.  Vagina.  Not that hard.  It's even originally a Latin word (meaning vagina or scabbard - the things teenage boys remember from high school Latin class).  So, you can pretend you are speaking a foreign language.

The very act of replacing a scientific term with a juvenile euphemism implies that female sexual organs are dirty and inappropriate for a public discussion of medical issues.  Instead of encouraging serious discussion of women's health, it encourages behavior equivalent to that of giggling teenagers.

For an even better rant, check out Rebecca Watson's at Skepchick.  She's got vagina self-interest and experience fuelling her snark.  I bet my rant will kick her rant's ass if anyone every stops taking penises seriously***.

* The chi part is ridiculous.  Female orgasms are dead serious.
** Individual results may vary.
*** Hasn't happened yet.  10000 years of civilization and counting.

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Hank's picture
I had to check, because I believed this was the first time Oprah's genitals had been used as the subject of an article here.   Yep.

logicman's picture
Maybe Oprah should consult Dr. Vijay Jay about her problems.

Becky Jungbauer's picture
A friend of mine who hosts foster kids uses the word "hoo-hoo-dilly" when talking to the younger ones about the birds and bees. Not gonna lie, it's way more fun to say and not embarrassing if said in public. By the way, I think you should see a doctor of your own for this creepy obsession you seem to have with Oprah's hoo-hoo-dilly.

jtwitten's picture
In my opinion, as a parent, when a child is aware enough to learn about sex, either from their culture, or hopefully responsible education by their parents and health educators, they are aware enough to be exposed to medically accurate terminology.  In fact, they deserve to be.  "Hoo-hoo-dilly" detracts from the seriousness and importance of "the" talk.

I'm not going to knock funny euphemisms, but they have a time and a place.  Our societal embarrassment about our genitals is a legitimate issue.  When we become embarrassed about our sexuality and sexual health, as well as unable to have a serious and accurate public discussion around these issues, we have problems.  Not every conversation should be about sexual anatomy, but, when those conversations are warranted, they should be free of all this negative societal baggage. 

For guys, we have years of Viagra ads doing the exact opposite.  They are telling you that it is ok to talk about your penis, in a medical context.

For women, we have the Vagina Monologues, whose entire point was to counteract the VaJayJay and Hoo-Hoo-Dilly repressive effect on open discussion of women's health and sexuality.   

Becky Jungbauer's picture
The Rugbyologist Family Portrait? (and what the hell is the daughter doing?) In all seriousness, I completely agree with you. I was just adding hoo-hoo-dilly to the conversation for fun.



Fossil Huntress's picture
Becky that is the best photo find of all time! ; )

Becky Jungbauer's picture
That was one of those rare finds, the perfect photo for the situation.

Yah, I don't get the goofy euphemisms either, even for kids. With out daughter, who is two, we use the fairly accurate, not too "clinical", and relatively unsilly "girl parts." When she's older she'll learn the correct terms for all her various parts, but for now (and probably even later), girl parts is a pretty easy, un-embarrasing overall term for female genitalia (after all, there's more down there than just a vagina).

Vajayjay, as a "casual" nickname, isn't too bad and doesn't really bother me, but in a discussion about health/medicine, it does seem pretty ridiculous not to use the correct anatomical term(s).

Becky Jungbauer's picture
I like that as an alternative - "girl parts". You know kids are going to repeat things in public and adults may giggle and make a scene, thus reinforcing Josh's point, so using the innocuous "girl parts" until she's old enough is a great compromise in my opinion.

jtwitten's picture
I also don't think one should dodge making them aware that their society will react immaturely to scientifically accurate language, when that time comes.  A lot of psychological trauma occurs because kids don't realize that adults are idiots.

Gerhard Adam's picture
Sure ... it's a great compromise until your 8 year old granddaughter walks in and looks puzzled ... asking ..."why is she calling the 'vagina" a 'VaJayJay'?" 

Then you have to explain how some adults don't know the right words and so they are embarrassed to talk about it. :))

logicman's picture
I often wonder about the intelligence of a species that has over 200 ways to refer to the male, and 200 to the female genitalia, but only one word for abacus.

jtwitten's picture
Why should we have more than one word for abacus?

Becky Jungbauer's picture
That was exactly my thought when I read Patrick's comment!

Gerhard Adam's picture
Yeah ... with an abacus there's really only one way to get screwed .... :)

Fossil Huntress's picture


Unless someone ties you to the counting frame... : )

Becky Jungbauer's picture
Wow...

Fossil Huntress's picture
I know, eh? Chinese mathmatics... so sexy. ; )

logicman's picture
How did I get roped in to this?

Becky Jungbauer's picture
I think you could have literally seen the lightbulb go on over my head...I had to read it twice and then suddenly, ding! Laughed out loud. :)

I agree. I saw that show and was really disapointed by the brevity of it all.

That picture is hilarious! But very creepy.

I'm not a big fan of vaginas... especially Oprah's.

Great article. Well done.

I see what you mean and indeed it's pathetic. If you want to talk about womans sexual organs then your taking about a vagina whether you say it or not it is still in everyones head while you say vajayjay.



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