Yeah, I know, you just threw up a little in your mouth. It happens. Actually, I did not come here to discuss Oprah's vagina. I came here to discuss her use of the word vagina, or, more precisely, her lack of use of the word vagina.
Oprah, instead, uses the word "VaJayJay".
While nothing says we take women's health issues seriously like making cutesy nicknames out of anatomical descriptions, we all know vaginas are dirty and bad**, right?
They even used "VaJayJay" and "low heart" when discussing the vagina with an OB/GYN.
Admittedly, the ability to take said OB/GYN seriously was greatly
diminished by the fact that she was discussing how to direct her chi (NSFW link, but not that really gross NSFW level) to her vagina in order to induce orgasms*.
What the hell, people? You can televise a studio full of women mentally "smiling with their low heart" (i.e., mentally jilling), but you can't say vagina?
Check it out. Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Not that hard. It's even originally a Latin word (meaning vagina or scabbard - the things teenage boys remember from high school Latin class). So, you can pretend you are speaking a foreign language.
The very act of replacing a scientific term with a juvenile euphemism implies that female sexual organs are dirty and inappropriate for a public discussion of medical issues. Instead of encouraging serious discussion of women's health, it encourages behavior equivalent to that of giggling teenagers.
For an even better rant, check out Rebecca Watson's at Skepchick. She's got vagina self-interest and experience fuelling her snark. I bet my rant will kick her rant's ass if anyone every stops taking penises seriously***.
* The chi part is ridiculous. Female orgasms are dead serious.
** Individual results may vary.
*** Hasn't happened yet. 10000 years of civilization and counting.
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Hank Campbell | 06/12/09 | 07:42 AM
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Patrick Lockerby | 06/12/09 | 07:51 AM
A friend of mine who hosts foster kids uses the word "hoo-hoo-dilly" when talking to the younger ones about the birds and bees. Not gonna lie, it's way more fun to say and not embarrassing if said in public. By the way, I think you should see a doctor of your own for this creepy obsession you seem to have with Oprah's hoo-hoo-dilly.
Becky Jungbauer | 06/12/09 | 09:58 AM
In my opinion, as a parent, when a child is aware enough to learn about sex, either from their culture, or hopefully responsible education by their parents and health educators, they are aware enough to be exposed to medically accurate terminology. In fact, they deserve to be. "Hoo-hoo-dilly" detracts from the seriousness and importance of "the" talk.
I'm not going to knock funny euphemisms, but they have a time and a place. Our societal embarrassment about our genitals is a legitimate issue. When we become embarrassed about our sexuality and sexual health, as well as unable to have a serious and accurate public discussion around these issues, we have problems. Not every conversation should be about sexual anatomy, but, when those conversations are warranted, they should be free of all this negative societal baggage.
For guys, we have years of Viagra ads doing the exact opposite. They are telling you that it is ok to talk about your penis, in a medical context.
For women, we have the Vagina Monologues, whose entire point was to counteract the VaJayJay and Hoo-Hoo-Dilly repressive effect on open discussion of women's health and sexuality.
I'm not going to knock funny euphemisms, but they have a time and a place. Our societal embarrassment about our genitals is a legitimate issue. When we become embarrassed about our sexuality and sexual health, as well as unable to have a serious and accurate public discussion around these issues, we have problems. Not every conversation should be about sexual anatomy, but, when those conversations are warranted, they should be free of all this negative societal baggage.
For guys, we have years of Viagra ads doing the exact opposite. They are telling you that it is ok to talk about your penis, in a medical context.
For women, we have the Vagina Monologues, whose entire point was to counteract the VaJayJay and Hoo-Hoo-Dilly repressive effect on open discussion of women's health and sexuality.
Josh Witten | 06/12/09 | 10:31 AM
Becky Jungbauer | 06/12/09 | 11:13 AM
Vajayjay, as a "casual" nickname, isn't too bad and doesn't really bother me, but in a discussion about health/medicine, it does seem pretty ridiculous not to use the correct anatomical term(s).
Anonymous (not verified) | 06/12/09 | 11:20 AM
Becky Jungbauer | 06/12/09 | 11:53 AM
Patrick Lockerby | 06/12/09 | 12:46 PM
Gerhard Adam | 06/12/09 | 13:00 PM
Heidi Henderson | 06/12/09 | 14:45 PM
Heidi Henderson | 06/12/09 | 15:11 PM
Becky Jungbauer | 06/12/09 | 19:06 PM
That picture is hilarious! But very creepy.
Figure.10 (not verified) | 06/13/09 | 02:12 AM
Arthur Dent (not verified) | 07/09/09 | 22:40 PM
Great article. Well done.
I see what you mean and indeed it's pathetic. If you want to talk about womans sexual organs then your taking about a vagina whether you say it or not it is still in everyones head while you say vajayjay.
Connor Davidson | 07/25/09 | 05:04 AM












