Chicago O’Hare Incident
At 4:30pm on November 7, 2006, United Airlines ramp employees were pushing back flight 446 bound for Charlotte, NC. In their accounts of what followed, said employees denied huffing jet fuel. An unlit, saucer-shaped craft hovered over gate C-17 for nearly two minutes, during which time the ramp employees called pilots, supervisors and other UA employees—nearly a dozen in all—who then watched the mysterious craft rocket up through the clouds. The FAA at first denied anything out of the ordinary but after a Chicago Tribune reporter filed a Freedom of Information Act request, the FAA had to admit that yes, they had received official reports, and no they had no plans to investigate further. The story was reported on CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, and NPR.

Mexican UFO Incident
On March 5, 2004 a Mexican Air Force Merlin C26A was scanning the skies of Campeche state for drug smuggling airplanes. The plane’s dome-mounted IR system recorded at least 11 very hot spheres traveling irregularly. The plane pursued. The plane’s commander described chasing the lights, which disappeared only when the plane stopped chasing (playful aliens?). Video footage is available online.

Height 611 UFO Incident
In Dalnegorsk, as in most of the USSR on the night of January 20, 1986, it was really fricking cold. That night, a red ball of fire cruised through Dalnegorsk at about 15m/s and a height of about 700m. The ball hovered and finally landed on Mount Izvestkovaya, also known as Height 611. The next day, investigators found a burned landing zone of about two-meters square, lead deposits, and a “black film” covering much of the mountaintop.


The Cash-Landrum Incident
On the night of December 29, 1980, Betty Cash and Vickie Landrum were driving home from dinner in Cash’s Oldsmobile Cutlass. Little did they know they were about to be (nearly) melted into flesh puddles by a diamond-shaped UFO blazing from its underside like a massive gas broiler (“That’s Jesus,” said Vickie Landrum a the time. “He won’t hurt us.”) Soon after, they claim, the UFO was surrounded by at least 23 Army helicopters, which escorted it away. Both women later required hospitalization for radiation poisoning, which they blamed on the government and for which they have subsequently sued.

* Confirmed as in "this dude down at the bar, see, his brother used to work for NASA and, like, he totally..." etc.
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