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By Patrick Lockerby | July 2nd 2009 06:17 PM | 8 comments | Print | E-mail | Track Comments
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About Patrick Lockerby

Retired engineer, 60+ years young.
Computer builder and programmer.
Linguist specialising in language acquisition and computational linguistics.
Interested in every human endeavour except the... Full Bio

New Global Best-Seller

"The Terrorist Hunters" is a new book by Andy Hayman, C.B.E., Q.P.M., former Assistant Commisioner of Scotland Yard, and one-time head of the Yard's head of Special
Operations.  It is set to become a global best-seller.

Following a precedent set by a previous inept British government in the matter of "Spycatcher", the British Attorney General, a direct political appointee of Gordon Brown, the soon-to-be-outgoing British Prime Minister,  has obtained an order banning sales of the book in the UK.

When a book is banned in modern Britain it simply gets published abroad.  It is unworkable to imprison every UK citizen who buys the book abroad.  Accordingly, banning the book in the UK is not just unworkable: it absolutely guarantees that the book, which may have sold only a few thousand copies, will sell by the million.

What is also guaranteed is this: millions of voters who had not yet decided do desert the Labour party will now protest against this censorship come election day.  Is the Attorney General a Conservative party mole, perchance?

Our guardians of "due legal process" banned this book near the midnight hour via telephone.  Move aside, N. Korea : Britain wants that top spot amongst the world's most undemocratic nations with the most secretive legal systems.  Publication bans? Early morning arrests? Imprisonment without trial? We invented them all !

Sources:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spycatcher
http://andyhayman.com/
http://www.booksattransworld.co.uk/catalog/book.htm?command=Search&db=tw...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3001110.ece
http://timesonline.typepad.com/crime/2009/07/why-has-andy-haymans-book-b...
http://www.abebooks.com/blog/index.php/2009/07/02/the-terrorist-hunters-...

Related:
http://www.cd.sc.ehu.es/FileRoom/documents/Cases/68comstockLaw.html

Footnote:
regular readers of the chatter box will know that I don't usually exhibit bias, don't usually write about politics and dont usually get this angry.  But darn it!  I had to ask a friend to bring me a copy of Spycatcher to see what the government was trying to hide, and now I'll have to do the same again.  It's much more convenient to place an order with my local bookshop.

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briantaylor's picture
I'm pretty resourceful Patrick, if there's anything I can get for you and send, I will.
We Canadians are currently being held under the opressive right hand of a conservative bully, but I suspect we won't be for much longer.
Thanks for being my blogger buddy, and for making me think... And censorship deserves anger, especially when politcally motivated.

logicman's picture
Thanks for the support, Brian.

At least Andy Hayman is in good company.  Some really good books have been banned at one time or another, from Enid Blyton's Noddy In Toyland to Chaucer's Canterbury Tales.  Oh, yes! And the Bible, the Quran, the Granth Guru Sahib, etc. etc.

Hfarmer's picture
That's awful.  If we were talking Britain in 1709 I would not be surprised.  The message of the book will get out.

logicman's picture
The message of the book will get out.

Hontas: If I were a conspiracy theorist, I would suspect this whole charade as a marketing ploy, with our Prime Minister as a major shareholder in a publishing company.


I thought the reason for banning publications was when something was published which was against the national interest - I can't see how an ex-head of special operations & deputy commissioner is going to say anything other than political speak anyway, after years in the job, he won't know how to do anything else
To suggest the prime minister is a shareholder is quite funny, given the number of MPs who had to resign over 'expense accounts' under his watch - seems like that's the way they planned it - just to make money
Mr Lockerby, Sir,
How does your expertise NOT help you to analyse the language politicians use to blind everyone with
- for you to say it made you angry, seems to me, to mean that you aren't any better at understanding this rubbish than the rest of us
Typical expert - you sound just like an MP !
Split the atom

logicman's picture
Split the atom: what made me angry was the stupidity of 'banning' a book in this global intercommunications age.  It doesn't stop me reading the book, it just makes it very inconvenient.

As for politicianspeak, bureaucratspeak, lawspeak and newspeak:  that's what I read for laughs.

Still sounds like a load of BS to me
Perhaps you should change your Noel Coward lookalike avatar for Mr Burns from the Simpsons LOL

logicman's picture
Perhaps you should change your Noel Coward lookalike avatar for Mr Burns from the Simpsons LOL

Thanks for the suggestion, but I'll stick with the somewhat accurate old fossil avatar.  :)

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