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By Cash | February 13th 2007 10:40 AM | 4 comments | Print | E-mail | Track Comments

SEATTLE -- (BUSINESS WIRE) -- Feb. 13, 2007 -- Newsvine, the popular Social News website, announced today that they would be adding a Front Page section dedicated solely to Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

Calvin Tang, Newsvine co-founder: "Over the past week, 80% of all articles and seeds at Newsvine have been about Mr. Obama, he deserves his own section."

The Obama section will replace the little used Science section on the front page. "Not many people use the science section, especially now that Global Warming has been confirmed. Sure Cash posts the occasionally science article, but the Hot-Chicks tag should suffice for most of his journalism." Cash, currently working on his Girls of Science Calendar, could not be reached for comment.

Read the whole funny article here.


Comments

Hank
Cash can't be reached? All he does is sit in an office, he never seems to be working. I know for a fact his mother has asked him if he's a Goodfella or a spy or something.

So, I write and article at Newsvine, you seed it here.

Could I then seed this there? And so on.

Cash
And we'd make $.001 every time we did it!! By 2430 we'd be rich.

You have no idea how much it pained me to cite someone else's much funnier stuff - you should be more compassionate about my anguish.

lol no complaints ... this came up on a very different search . I am impressed with your SEO and you can have or link my lame articles anyday - never an issue

I meant no offense in tone ... was surprised not upset

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